http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29791614/ HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle assaulted a woman in Michigan, police said. The boy walked away from a behavioral treatment facility on Monday, Sheriff's Lt. Craig Mast said. He was strolling unclothed in Hart Township with the dog when he encountered a 53-year-old woman in her yard. "The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said. The two spoke briefly. When the woman took out a cell phone to call for help, the boy pushed her and fled with the phone, which he later broke in half. Deputies found the boy. He's charged in juvenile court with strong-arm robbery and assault.
I couldn't find my sheep dog. I was planning to run naked through the fields with it but it abandoned me. I had to steal some old bag's podle instead. We looked FABULOUS! together.
I knew, knew that someone had to say that. I was afraid that it would have be me. You spared me the trouble.
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