Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

saw this as their moment

 

to rise up and seize

 

power over the entire universe.

 

They gathered weapons and began

 

waving them over their heads

 

while making whooping noises. They

 

would dance around a fire, often forgetting

 

that they were butt naked.

 

High Command wouldn't stand for

 

any of this so they

 

labeled them as terrorists and

 

had them exiled to the

 

Vulcan's Forge where, hopefully, the

 

extreme conditions would mold them

 

into the finest vegan chefs

 

Vulcan society had ever produced.

 

Vulcan had a long tradition

 

of training chefs without meat

 

skills dating back to the

 

third century BS (Before Surak).