The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

be willing to grant any

 

sensual request so long as

 

you brought a friend along

 

with him to a special

 

preview of the new season

 

of Earth's Funniest Holographic Recordings.

 

New clips were still being

 

transmitted from Earth to the

 

planets beyond the Neutral Zone

 

who enjoyed images of humanoids

 

damaging themselves by doing stunts

 

so dangerous that even the

 

Klingons were impressed with the

 

physical bravery involved. They complimented

 

themselves for having watched so many episodes

 

of old 1970's Earth sitcoms

 

while sitting down on a

 

giant bean bag chair and

 

not spilling any blood wine

 

on the new neon green