Seven Words in TNG

was getting very aroused when suddenly Worf

 

barged into the holodeck, grabbed Alexander by

 

the left hand and dragged him off

 

.

"You are NOT my son. I will

 

bring you to your mother. Let her

 

deal... oh, wait, she's dead. Hmm. Problem."

 

"On second thought, I'm sending you to

 

Borath to battle with the elements. That

 

....."

"How will a Vorta teach him anything?"

 

Worf sighed. "Borath. Not Vorta."

"Mr. Woof,"

 

barked Luxwana, "why haven't you married my

 

daughter, preferably on Boreth, in the monastery?"

 

Worf suddenly felt the need to hide.

 

Unfortunately, Klingons make bad hiders. Choosing the

 

warrior way instead. "I was testing you,"

 

said the Klingon schoolteacher to the children.

 

"It is crucial that you understand the

 

words that are coming out of my

 

mouth because none of you are telepaths."

 

Suddenly, and to everyone's great shock, a