Seven Words in TNG

let it go. "Shit! No toilet paper!"

 

Will ended up having to use his

 

combadge, and his baby butt smooth bum

 

pressed against the bulkheads in order to

 

scratch his ass. "Damn, that morning enema

 

I gave Worf after he ate Wesley

 

really turned me on!"

"Commander,

 

the less I know about that, the

 

less complete my life is.

 

" Will stopped paying attention to his ass

 

much to the chagrin of Troi-La-La.

 

"I think my butt just stopped itching

 

."
"Mine has!" screamed Tinky Winky.

Troi smiled.

 

Then she sprinkled more itching powder onto

 

her voodoo doll. "Itchy witchy

 

scratchy poo!" Suddenly, Will's face started itching

 

Troi croaked and dropped into unconsciousness, while

 

Will scratched his face bloody and raw.

 

Tinky Winky started scratching Picard's head, thinking

 

"Maybe I'm gay after all."