TOS five word thingy!!!

the ship's Funk Radiation levels

 

approaching the "George Clinton Level"

 

and bordering on "Sly and

 

the Family Stone".

"Captain, I

 

fear that the ship's systems

 

funk-o-meter is off the scale!"

 

Everyone started sprouting huge afros

 

and the theme from "Shaft"

 

began booming over the commsystem.

 

"More bass, Uhura, more bass!"

 

Kirk yelled as he danced.

 

But cowbell was all that

 

was really needed.

"More cowbell,"

 

Mr. Leslie screamed as he

 

started dancing with Carl Spock.

 

Will Ferrell in a bellyshirt

 

was getting down and boogieing

 

while banging on a cowbell.

 

Hatfield, Naymont, Ludmilla, Black Hitler,

 

and the 1987 Denver Broncos