TOS five word thingy!!!

reviews from the Klingon puppetmasters

 

(not to mention the puppets)

 

of the Kriosian Royal Playhouse.

 

The Cardassian critics disagreed, so

 

the Detapa Council launched a

 

corrosive pamphlet about Klingon theater

 

and opera, theater so violent

 

that Cardassian children had nightmares

 

until Black Hitler and Tinky

 

Winky started stripping on stage

 

in front of old women

 

until their boobs sagged below

 

their waists and almost to

 

Rigel 4, but the Rigellians

 

refused to allow anyone to

 

have sagging breasts and used

 

saline implants to perk them

 

up.

"Gotta love the Rigellians

 

and their boob fetish! They

 

were Tinky Winky Hitler's favorite