Seven Words in TNG

Deanna, producing a breast pump and making

 

everyone else feel just a little more

 

uncomfortable than they were used to. She

 

was then hit upside the head by

 

a flying Ferengi tooth sharpener.

"I sense

 

anger."

"I thought you couldn't sense Ferengi,"

 

Will said. Deanna gave him a perturbed look.

 

"This makes no sense," Data exclaimed as

 

he scanned his memory banks for evidence

 

that she was simply a lying bitch.

 

"Starfleet personnel records show no signs of Counselor

 

Troi being a competent mental health professional.

 

Despite her degree from the University of

 

Bimbo-land."

"Bimbo-land?!" Picard exclaimed. "My

 

stars...I thought you graduated from the

 

Betazed College of Knowledge."

"Doesn't that school

 

only offer fake diplomas? I heard that

 

all our insane admirals graduated from there."

 

Deanna looked hurt. "CAPTAIN!!! You know that

 

mother would never have allowed me to