Trek XI Caption Contest #20: Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

"I was in a really, really bad movie about an Earthman mutated by gamma rays into a superhero...but THAT was another life!!"

 

Spock: "I do not see the logic in calling myself 'Luke', yourself, 'Bo', and the Enterprise, 'The General Lee'".

 

Uncomfortable sexual tension by the heat lamp.

It was all Starfleet regulations let them have.

 

"The eczema cream and skin moisturizer...

NOW, Human Pig-Dog!!!"

 

Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry!!

 

No, no, no, no Chris, JJ distinctly said he wanted Spock to be more like Darth Maul, not Kirk.

 

"No, I didn't get enough screen time in BLACK HAWK DOWN...and don't you ever say I did, dammit!!!"

 

Jim, remember - no matter how much you shake, no matter how much you dance, the last three drops wind up in your pants.

 

"The wait is over... eating all those prunes finally worked!"

 

"Perhaps you put too much lighter fluid on the flame, Captain.

The automatic fire suppression system is about to cut on if they were installed correctly."

 

I fought Somalian warlords once, but that was another lifetime,
I turned green with anger once, but that was another lifetime,
I fought Brad Pitt once, but that was another lifetime,
I hunted down Palestinian terrorists once, but that was another lifetime...

What am I a cat - Can I please keep a lifetime? Maybe one where I win an Oscar?

 

"Dammit, I have cake icing all over my face and it's only getting harder and crustier!

WHERE are your vessel's Wet Naps?!"

 

FIRE EVERYTHING - Shit, if this film flops, I'm firing my agent!!

 

Kirk: Don't look now but there's a giant head looking through the front window...

Spock: [sigh] That is not a window.

 

KIRK:"Okay, then.

Plan B.

You strip nude. I'll have Sulu lather you down with mayonnaise. Then the two of you wrestle in front of Nero.

It won't really solve anything, but it'll make him question his heterosexuality. And that's always good for a cheap laugh."

 

Kirk: "I get the hot one. You get ... the ... other ... one."
Spock, peeking over: "Why do I always get the overweight female?"
Kirk: "Was that an emotional response?"
Spock: "Oh, fine, fine, I'll entertain the overweight one. Jeez, you always play the 'emotion' card ..."
Kirk: "Is that self-pitying I hear?"
Spock: "See!"
Kirk: "Anger."
Spock: "EAT SHIT! <kicks Kirk in nuts> HOW'S THAT FOR 'ANGER,' BITCH?"

 

Kirk: "I was...gonna tell you...they're...identical...twins..."
Spock: "Oh. Well, aren't I embarrassed."
Kirk: "Aha!"
Spock: "Shut up!"

 

Spock: "You did remember to fill up on deuterium back at the starbase, right?"

Kirk: "Uhh-"

(Alert klaxons go off)

 

Pine: "What makes you think because your bike is missing that I had something to do with it?"

 

Nero: Oh, for the love of Remus, Kirk... did yah have to let one go?
Kirk (below camera): Sorry. I had the chili for lunch.