Seven Words in TNG

, "You shouldn't be on my list, it's

 

not fair that you shape-shifted into

 

those triplets from Risa, of whom were

 

sung many a bawdy three-part song.

 

"That was a joke, Riker," Q giggled.

 

Q giggled a lot recently

 

after inhaling a sentient nitrous oxide life-form.

 

"Q, ff you were corporeal..."

"You'd what

 

, thrash me, Riker? You're no Ben Sisko!"

 

"No, Q, that's not what I'd do.

 

I do THIS..." Riker then pumped his

 

"squirt gun" and waved it at Q.

 

Q produced his own, bigger, squirt gun.

 

Then Worf dazzled them all with his

 

giant Tribble that he bought years ago

 

at Bolian Marlon Brando's estate sale. "Woah

 

, you expected a teabag from a Klingon?"

 

"Don't mess with Mr. Fuzzy!" growled Worf

 

, tightly clutching his stuffed Tarkalian grizzly bear

 

while swearing under his breath. "What did