VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Grabbing a fire extinguisher, Chakotay

 

pretended to move toward Janeway

 

but was leering at Seven

 

and shot his extinguisher prematurely,

 

getting Icheb right in the

 

oculus ridicoulous - a very sensitive

 

part of a Borg. Fortunately,

 

he had an extra one

 

stored in his foot locker,

 

along with his deckplating collection.

 

"This is getting silly," said

 

the ship's only Ewok crewmember,

 

as he stroked Neelix's whiskers,

 

envious of the fine texture.

 

"I think it's time for

 

whisker transplantation," said fiery Janeway.

 

"The tweezers I use for

 

unibrow bifurcation should be perfect!"

 

Security guards held down Neelix

 

and began to slowly pluck