VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

Kim tried copping a feel

 

but Janeway fired a warning

 

shot at Harry's hairy parts.

 

Harry collapsed in agony, clutching

 

his blasted ball sack. The

 

Talaxian Remnant chose that moment

 

to arrive, dressed in black,

 

and ordered the female crewmembers

 

to wear their hair in

 

loosely. "No way," Janeway barked.

 

"Yes, way!" said Talaxian Ted

 

"Your buns of steel are

 

rusting, Captain!" said Talaxian Bill.

 

"They constitute unacceptable apparel for

 

a mature woman like you."

 

Janeway grabbed a bag of

 

sand and let fly at

 

the Talaxian intruders, who recoiled.

 

"Bogus!" they cried. They responded

 

by using Sham-wows as weapons,