TOS five word thingy!!!

noticed the amount of

"Semen!

 

Semen Everywhere!” shouted McCoy as

 

Patsy and Edina materialized on

 

an abnormally large diaphram which

 

undulated up and down like

 

uvula. Spock considered this most

 

fascinating and ran his tricorder

 

up and down Edina's legs

 

to get a tissue scan.

 

The results were inconclusive since

 

her expensive fashion hose was

 

reminiscent of a large salami

 

casing that had been stretched

 

over her cankles, but Kirk

 

remembered from his history classes

 

that Admiral Nelson had defeated

 

the Spanish fleet at Trafalgar

 

and was not eating salami

 

on rye sandwiches anymore. In

 

fact, he preferred Saloniemi sandwiches.