The Friday Flirt Thread...

that is a cute story.


what was she planning on doing with all those hot-pockets though?


is it possible that she just would roam supermarkets at night with a buggy full of hot pockets hoping to lure in a hungry trekkie bachelor?

 

You had me at thong.

 

So many women... and one of me.

I wouldn't have it any other way. Well, actually I would, but that's another story.

 

She had me at "M".

 

That is probably the best way to go about it.

Plecostomus, that is an awesome story. You're an inspiration to us all, man.

So... how long til your husband gets home?

As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?
Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

 

You know the answer to that already ~ maybe all you single guys should get to the nearest supermarket and look out for the 'hot-pocket buggy bearing' babes?

 

Hey boy, I'll be here more often now I know you're around. I don't suppose you have a dirty martini upon your person *small smile*

 

Wait a minute - is this like a sparring session or something?

 

I can't flirt *period*



So what am I doing in here?

 

I don't flirt. I just cope with the trauma.

 

Taking the first step
Hey Emher, how you doing?

You, Zee, are a dreadful flirt ~ as well you know.

And please all do not look at Shameless as an example ~ 'Oh my' does not cut it for all of us ~ harsh but fair!

 

Why K'ehleyr, you'll turn a young man's head with talk like that.

So... are the rumours I've heard about Klingon women true?

 

Oh my.

 

Much better with you here.




Okay that kinda hurt but it's a start.

 

And if he happens to to have two in there...

Agreed. (Sorry Shameless.) I expect to be either swept off my feet or titillated to the point of curiosity. If you want me you have to work for it.

And for you kids that are flirt-deficient, a word of advice... Be confident and be yourself. The rest will come naturally. I didn't get to be a Slutty Smurf by reading a book or hiding in the corner. You have to be willing to look the confident fool in order to spread yourself around.

 

Or write it as it were...

 

You can bet your broken arm on it Hmm maybe a Klingon (actually half klingon) is probably not good to practise flirting on. I will keep to my human side.
Thank you for the drink Daneel, not too many or I will not be responsible for my actions

 

Daneel ~ your services are required...



My god Smurf it's like cutting teeth ~ come on guys!!!

 

The problem with flirting with Klingons--even of the half variety--is it usually leads to very sore and unpleasant mornings.

 

*Pours Emher a beer and sits beside him*

So honey, what's new? How's that dream car of yours going?