Seven Words in TNG

should report to starbase 32... For decomissioning

 

of Geordi, who was too busy chasing

 

around a naked Leah Brahms hologram instead

 

of recalibrating the hologrid after moriarty decided

 

to hijack the ship's central computer and

 

force every food replicator make only crumpets

 

and strudel. The last time something like

 

this happened the crew ate nothing but

 

animal crackers and pixie stik sugar, a

 

treat for Wesley but not anyone else.

 

He had gained a lot of weight

 

in an attempt to be liked but

 

it all proved pointless because the crew

 

planned to launch him at the Borg

 

Unimatrix when they got close enough. The

 

effect would transform the Borg into a

 

country and western line dancing troupe that

 

was named "Atmospheric Pulse Configuration," and had

 

paid gigs on dozens of planets across

 

the redneck nebula where they would stay