Seven Words in TNG

a man?" asked Troi breathlessly. Riker decided

 

it was time for Troi's weekly spanking.

 

It had been twice weekly, but Troi

 

was compelling with her "pretty please," so

 

spankings were reduced to once weekly. Wesley

 

decided he needed to be spanked twenty

 

times a day, but nobody cared except

 

for him.

Meanwhile, on Vulcan, a large

 

pon farr festival called "Logic & Lace"

 

commenced with a performance by a very

 

hairy human female named Oooblanab. She had

 

been raised on the planet Encapsulus, which

 

meant she held a deep dark secret.

 

Laforge was determined to uncover that secret

 

even if it lay under body hair

LOL. You out did yourself, Stone.

 

and would need some serious waxing to

 

reveal. With his lefty pinky, Giordi began

 

signalling his readiness to commence "pinky pool",

 

as he gently approached Oooblanab. She

 

was unique in that all of her