TNG Caption This! 309: The Return of Blu-Ray

"Muahahaha, I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. I also now know how Dr. Beverly Crusher paid for medical school."

 

TEX: Never tell me the odds, son!

DATA: Difficult, as it is pretty much my thing.

 

Tex: I think he's worried about you counting them cards.
Data: Perhaps. But there is a twenty-eight point forty-seven percent chance that he will not notice my acute facility for statistical probabilities.
Dealer: <Motions for security>
Tex: <Beats Data with own hat>

 

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