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were so amusing to her

 

that she spent her teen

 

years memorizing each one and

 

acquiring a taste for the

 

flavor of Dos Equis. She

 

found it a bit strong

 

at first, but came to

 

enjoy the flavor of a

 

cold one now and again.

 

When she came aboard the

 

Enterprise, she brought several cases

 

of classic Dos Equis with

 

her. Unfortunately, her supply was

 

depleted rapidly because she drank

 

five or six every day

 

during her first month aboard.

 

In those early days, she

 

didn't like outer space and

 

could only handle it if

 

she were tipsy and sloshed.