TOS five word thingy!!!

Command transmitted a direct order

 

to check for instant messages.

 

It was rumored that the

 

Klingon Empire was infiltrating the

 

outpost nearby, disguised as several

 

human ore traders. They would

 

be instant messaging themselves and

 

reporting back to Klingon High

 

Command using advanced messaging technology.

 

Since they looked perfectly human

 

, Chekov couldn't distinguish them apart

 

because he'd had so little

 

time to adjust to seeing

 

Klingons in ore trader disguises.

 

Human-looking Klingons confused Chekov

 

the most. "In mother Russia,

 

ve have an old saying:

 

"Ven -"

A beer flew by

 

knocking out a redshirt.

"This

 

is turning into a big