VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

on Star Trek Voyager:

"Get

 

a Life!"
the story of

 

a girl and her bun

 

that she buttered, added onions

 

and dill weed in order

 

to ingratiate herself to the

 

lower decks' people that she

 

offered misleading encouragement
hoping to

 

Discover Toms secret hooch stash

 

but he demanded the bun

 

recipe in exchange and that

 

was unacceptable to the girl

 

who needed both buns and booze

 

as the episode unfolds.
Finally,

 

Neelix, who had both aplenty

 

accidentally pushed the button marked

 

reset and enraged the trekkies

 

waiting hours in the rain

 

to buy some "new" product

 

including margarine and vaseline for