Seven Words in TNG

celebration is in direct violation of Starfleet

 

policy. Torpedoes were the approved celebration tool.

 

"Counselor," said Data. "This torpedo resembles your

 

box of Tellarian chocolates I

 

previously mistook for your dildo stash. Except

 

the chocolates have fewer calories." "I sense

 

great emotion, probably of great

 

importance. Does the letter 'd' mean anything

 

of importance? Because if it does, I

 

know a few items that you might

 

find quite interesting. They are not for

 

sale, though, since the Federation doesn't use

 

quatloos anymore since The Great Trillium Shortage

 

destroyed our credit rating with Intergalactic Finance.

 

"We should have gone with that Ferengi

 

hooker," said Riker, "She looked cute in

 

that gorilla suit." Everyone cringed at the

 

lobes she had but like the rest...

 

was quite desirable by mixed species standards.

 

Suddenly, and without provocation, Wesley punched Troi