Seven Words in TNG

Then, quite unexpectedly, Worf entered, nude, and

 

and quite embarrassed. "Whoops--not the men's

 

sauna!"

"Why, Mister Worf, I didn't know

 

that you had such a large hairy

 

tail!" cooed Guinan, interested and suddenly warm.

 

She was in her 14th menopause, but

 

for an El Aurian, she was still

 

deeply interested in hot alien congress.

Proudly,

 

Worf flexed his bare buttocks, causing onlookers

 

to greatly envy Guinan's opportunity. "Male perfection

 

," she drooled. Worf then picked up a

 

ukelele (sp?) and began strumming it.

Onlookers gasped

 

at the speed of his plucking. Wesley

 

, who had never plucked anything, was amazed

 

by the dexterity Worf displayed, using his

 

well developed musical ability and swollen repertoire

 

of Klingon operas.

"This song of conquest

 

and warm summer walks in the park

 

is about two lovers. The man, a wealthy

 

raktajino house tycoon, met the woman, a