Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

or No Talent Competition, in

 

which different members of the

 

ruling family of Nowhere Whatsoever

 

, an alien kingdom ruled by

 

the benevolent Big Butt Hutt,

 

display their prowess in synchronized

 

pie eating contests. Obscure flavours

 

of pie existed there that

 

gave Chef the idea of

 

holding "Exotic Pie Night" aboard

 

the ship, but only when

 

Captain Archer decided that Trip

 

could not participate. T'Pol however

 

prepared a briefing note outlining

 

sausage balls and string cheese

 

pranks that could be played

 

and their proper uses in

 

Vulcan etiquette. She offered Trip

 

the biggest balls he'd ever

 

seen in his entire life,