Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

lethargy among the population. Only

 

a small number of Earth

 

children did any physical activity

 

and got adequate exercise during

 

the Great Corn Syrup Dispensation."

 

That period of Earth's history

 

was ruled by Willy Wonka

 

and his army of Oompah-Loompahs.

 

"

"Dastardly fiend," recalled Malcolm. His

 

studies of 20th century history

 

, pictures of obese great-great-great-Aunt Hyacinthe,

 

and the dance craze called

 

'The Macerena' were all obsessions

 

with human youth of that

 

era. It was cruel fate

 

that most kids who learned

 

to trick-or-treat at an early

 

age would eat so much

 

candy and retain so little

 

muscle tone that they would