TOS five word thingy!!!

, his former girlfriends were expendable.

 

Chekov had no idea that

 

it was teasing. Stupidly enough,

 

not all of it was.

 

Running a comb through his

 

fingers, he wondered if it

 

could be registered as a

 

sign that he was hungry.

 

So he put down the

 

comb and said he was

 

now "The Russian Fonz!" He

 

instantly felt some bare breasts

 

, went "Aaaaaayyyy" and hopped on

 

the jukebox to dive in

 

to Al's Diner for cheeseburgers.

 

Fonzov would fondle girls's breasts

 

while listening to 1950s music

 

and screaming "Heeeeyyyyyy!!!" so loudly

 

that Al dropped the fish.

 

It fell into the toilet