TOS five word thingy!!!

with the strippers on the

 

bridge who show up every

 

few weeks...remember when they

 

tried to get Spock to

 

..."

"Bones, can you fix it?"

 

McCoy frowned. "You mean your

 

best suggestion is for me

 

to actually practice medicine? Hogwash,

 

Jim...my greatest talent is

 

being irascible and fooling everyone

 

. Besides, you have the Cooties."

 

Kirk jumped up and kissed himself.

 

McCoy, not at all surprised,

 

applauded. "Nice, Jim...now I

 

need to do 'Circle circle

 

....and get your cootie shot

 

immediately. Go to Sickbay and

 

pass Go! and collect $200."

 

Kirk was completely confused, so

 

he pulled his pants down.