Seven Words in TNG

held a digital stopwatch and timed it.

 

"Well, Number One, the Risian Olympics will

 

be a gold medal time for you!

 

"

"The first human to win that competition!"

 

Riker beamed. "The closest that's ever come

 

to my captaincy. Then that daily torture

 

of having to put up with Data's

 

whistling and Picard's ranting about children. That

 

stuff gave me the worst migraines imaginable."

 

Picard coughed: "I am listening, Number One.

 

But if you don't mind I think

 

some plasma conduits on Deck 159 need

 

repairing so I think I'll just go

 

hire your replacement while you clean them."

 

Riker laughed loudly and Riverdanced his way

 

. He thought it was a joke until

 

Q materialized and turned him into a

 

plasma cleaning rag and stuck him inside

 

one of those conduits. Will had no

 

possible escape and was found years later.