TOS five word thingy!!!

her and competing for the

 

title of Bitchiest Communications Officer.

 

She had won for three

 

years in a row after

 

Lt. Arex had drawn the

 

shortest straw in the competition

 

to illustrate the children's show

 

Timmy Targ and the Gang,

 

Gutted, Gashed, Grown, and Ground.

 

The show was quite controversial

 

for its uncensored portrayals of

 

erotic food art. It was

 

an award winner for the

 

Phyllis and Rhoda Award for

 

Best Spinoff of a Successful

 

Road Accident, the highest Edoan

 

honor imaginable. Winners were treated

 

to lengthy, comprehensive anal "patdowns"

 

with a Hamburger Helper glove

 

or three, while losing nominees