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teach those filthy perverts."

"Chekov?" Uhura asked,

 

"did you just transport the entire cast

 

into space? When there's a sequel expected??"

 

Chekov smiled. "I sure did! Dey vere

 

wilowating canon left and right!"

Uhura didn't

 

know what on earth he meant, but

 

murdering an entire senior staff was definitely

 

against every Starfleet regulation she ever heard

 

Uhura called for security, only to find

 

that all the guards had gone down

 

to the planet where Harry Mudd was

 

in the process of converting the soil

 

into rich, dark fudge for his special

 

FudgeLand intergalatic amusement park.

The Risans weren't

 

terribly impressed because they had started a

 

similar park on their third moon. The

 

park featured such popular rides as the

 

Klingon Mind Sifter, where your worst nightmares

 

were brought to the surface by a

 

rather painful up-the-nose brain probe