The Night Crew

Well you weren't around now, either! Be around more and i'll hit on you more. Just that simple!

 

This part sounds good.

This part does not.

 

No, that sounds rather gruesome.

 

Well, in truth my bosom can hardly be considered giant. "Adequate" would be the most accurate word, I think. And my belly's not all that colossal. However, I could destroy my enemies with the power of my thunder-thighs, and the blind them with the greatness of my booty! I am unstoppable.

 

You'd have lines of men to be crushed by your thighs.

 

In the immortal words of the G-Man, we'll see about that.

 

I'm sure you'd be first in line.

 

I have other, far more creative, plans for her.

 

Do they involve ice cream?

 

Only if she's good.

 

Men. I'm talking about such grave and consequential subjects as ice cream and intergallactic dominion and you bring it all back down to sex.

 

My plans still involve domination (though probably not the intergalatic variety) and ice cream.

 

Only every 3 seconds. Which means that there's always 2 seconds for ice cream and galactic domination.

 

Uhh ... yeah! We're men! Methinks thou doth complain too much!

 

The Bard was wrong, then, when he said, "to one thing constant never?"
Apparently so.

 

Well he said a lot of things. It must have lost something when it was translated from Klingon.

 

Like the Bible.

 

That guy copied everything he wrong from the Klingons, what would he know ? (Edit - Shameless beat me to it)

Besides, we guys can think of things other than sex. Galactus was mentioned. Galactus makes me think of comic books. Comic books make me think of Superheroes. Superheroes make me think of Ms. Marvel. Ms. Marvel makes me think of... what was my point again ?

 

I can see how it would be in Klingon ...

 

What in the hell have you people been up to while I was gone?