TNG Caption This! #373: Command Presence

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  1. Armored Saint

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    BEVERLY: Jean-Luc, I perhaps still not find any cure against you oversized McCoy Ass-Rubing clone's problem, but I know a good one for my Ass-Grubing Baldy's one.

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    BEVERLY: Not now Madeline!
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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    Ah, the classics.
     
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    Beverly: The .D.N.A. comparative analysis confirms it, Wesley is your son.
    Picard: Nooooooooooooooooooo.
    Bad I know but someone had to post it.
     
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    PICARD: And no one else can see this?

    CRUSHER: Did you think I would accidentally send it to all screens on the ship or something?

    PICARD: No, of course not!
     
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    Picard: I appreciate your help in choosing a replacement doctor during your absence, Beverly. How about that one?
    Crusher: Amanda Tapping? Over my dead body.
    Picard: Her, then.
    Crusher: Claudia Black? Equally unlikely.
    Picard: That one?
    Crusher: Jewel Staite? That'll be the day!
    Picard: Well we have to pick someone, or Starfleet will assign us some Nurse Ratchet type with the personality of Doctor McCoy....
    Crusher: Trust me, I'll get you someone really, really hot.
    Picard: ...probably some expert in Klingon STDs <shudders>.


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    If I can look at Circumcision-Face all day without laughing, I'm ready for first contact with those fugly fishheads.
     
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    Ardra: "A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client," isn't that so, Your Honour?

    Data: "All things considered, I would have to agree."
     
  8. Armored Saint

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    PICARD: Beverly, isn't your Grignak thing a bit botched?
    CRUSHER: Listen to your doctor. Grignak = ratings

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    PICARD: How can my First Officer can be deaf with ears like that?
     
  9. Armored Saint

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    ARDRA: Please tell the court, why does the accused teach you Shakespeare?
    DATA: Captain Picard says embracing Shakespeare is the better way to learn about the Human condition.
    ARDRA:Is it true the accused considers the Human condition had heavily evolved between the 20th century and the 24th century of the common Earth calendar.
    DATA: It is.
    ARDRA: When did Shakespear live and write, according to the common Earth calendar?
    PICARD: Merde!
     
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    PICARD: I ensure you doctor Crusher is highly skilled, look at my First off. Until yesterday, I was able to insert my finger into his chin.
     
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