Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

bunny costumes that were sitting

 

next to the Xindi Sloths.

 

The bartender was pouring four

 

shots of scotch when the

 

Xindi Sloth decided to start

 

doing magic tricks for everybody.

 

It took five days for

 

all the magic tricks to

 

be shown. Patrons were slumped

 

over fast asleep because they

 

had bled from their eyeballs for

 

the last trick shown had

 

caused their retinas to implode

 

when he said "Unsee!"

"Oops

 

...perhaps I should have been

 

more specific."

Everybody then died.

 

Their funerals were magnificent. Everybody

 

ate the Parchesi Boards that

 

had been sent as gifts

 

by Tiffany and Motley Crue.