The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

he had to heat up his hands

 

with phasers. Shinzon was still

 

to be created. Khan was trying

 

to come up with a scheme

 

that would allow him to get

 

even and then some with the

 

people that were the cause of

 

his great anger and desire for

 

cruel revenge, not to mention the

 

painful stinging sensation when he urinated

 

that was caused by faulty wiring

 

in his thick, enormous, genetically engineered

 

toilet seat. Khan suspected foul play.

 

The whale probe saw V'Ger and

 

did a happy dance on the

 

aforementioned toilet seat, when suddenly a

 

Shark jumped up and bit his

 

knob off. OW-EEE! cried Khan

 

. "How many times do we have

 

to swear to avenge ourselves upon