TOS five word thingy!!!

think, is my uniform sexist?"

 

"That's a wery veird qvestion,"

 

Chekov said to Uhura, "But

 

it looks dashing-- I mean

 

...I love it but does

 

it do windows? That's important

 

. Especially in this economy." "If

 

you don't shut up, I'll

 

throw you out the nearest

 

airlock," said Chekov.

"You wouuuuuudnnnnnnnnnn't

 

The rest of the words faded

 

as Chekov shoved him toward

 

the hatch Uhura just fell

 

through. Luckily, her miniskirt ripped

 

and exposed her heavily-bandaged

 

, well used, and much appreciated

 

emergency flotation device, which inflated

 

beyond normal parameters, causing the

 

rest of the crew to

 

grab hold of the swollen