TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Can't.

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  1. scottydog

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    MCCOY: Disneyland sure has gone downhill since I was a kid.
     
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    Man he just wont let Palin alone will he.
     
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    The Squirter of Gothos
     
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    McCoy: Lifesaver?
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    Kirk: Ha ha, Chekov's a squatter.

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    Kirk: "Sorry. We had a Lincoln episode, and that's enough episodes featuring ugly presidents."
     
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    Kirk, embarrassed by the errant hair plug in the middle of his forehead, hid behind a tree.
     
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    Trelane: "You'd do much better to cast me. Who'd bother with something called The Wrath of Khan?"
     
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    Trelane: Your lupins, please.

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    Spock? Bones? Say it ain't so!
     
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