TOS Caption Contest #155: Think Of Any Squire of Gothos Puns? I Can't.

Hiya, folks.

Another week, another mention of someone shooting liquid out their nose while viewing. I know we're doing something right when I see those.

We've got an Uhura's-skirtload of winners, because of the cereal box, including a first time winner, a hoop of Spock Awards for double wins, and one DOUBLE Spock Award to keep a streak going.

The best of the best this week were:

And the cereal isle in the grocery store of Hell itself would contain:

Hilarious work, folks. Very nicely done.

This week's screencaps are from The Squire of Gothos. I'm not sure why, but I don't recall us using many shots from that episode for some reason. As I flipped through, I found several suitable ones that'll be showing up hither and yon.

Here you go:







And I couldn't decide between two oddballs, so here they both are:





Lets spray some monitors ...

Joe, toweled



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Squire: "Fetch me my chamberpot, swain."





McCoy: "The Captain is being held completely still. Sulu just can't act."





Kirk: "What's Spock doing with that muskrat? SWEETMOTHEROFSHIT!"





Kirk: "If I could butt-punch, your ass would be grass."

 

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McCoy was all about throwing the money to the Table dancers


Kirk; watching the skinny dipping yeomen Wap, wap wap........


Nuts almost 1st post...

 

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McCoy: "We're from out of town. You beautiful ladies like to join us?"

 

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Thanks for the wins Shatmandu.



Kirk: I don't give a shit that your an omnipotent being! I want your Mr. Humphries ass off my ship now!



McCoy: So how long have the been doing the "Robot" for?

Blue Shirt: About four hours. That's why I called you.



Kirk: Very interesting... but stupid.

 

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Unfortunately, the performance was marred by Kirk and Sulu's accidental switching of uniform tops.

 

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MCCOY: Its like something out of House of Wax.

JAEGER: That crappy movie with Paris Hilton?

MCCOY: Nah, the good one with Vincent Price.

 

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Squire: "I see you have set alert condition to fuchsia."





McCoy: "They appear to have karate-chop action"

 

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Trelane: "Mark my word, pajama boy! Sooner or later, sartorial style shall make a comeback!"




McCoy: "It's Acute Orion Poontangitis. It's caused by overindulging in...well, you can probably guess."

 

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TRELANE: You've been warned, Captain. I can't be held responsible for what follows!

 

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Thanks for the win!

Roddenberry (off-screen): Look, if this doesn't work out, we can always try the character again. Say twenty years or so from now...I mean in 1987, who's gonna remember this? Right?

 

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A WIN! Thanks Shatmandu!



Trelane: "I wish my brother George was here."

 

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Gold Shirt: "The Captain, sure. But how do you explain Sulu?"

McCoy: "A ruffie and double dose of Viagra. Poor queen never stood a chance."

 

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McCoy (OS): "Do you have ta view everything through a crotch Jim?"

Kirk: "Old habits Bones. Old habits."

 

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Trelane: "So I took a little liberty with you alert status. At least I'm fully out...unlike that little bitch Q."

 

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Trelane: "Are you mocking me, Kirk?"
Kirk: "Nothing to do with you, talk to the helmsman."

 

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Hey! I won. That gets me in the warm and fuzzies.



"Stand and deliver, your money or your life!"




McCoy: "Sulu twitched, I'm sure of it."
Kirk: "Ha! I knew it. I win."
McCoy: "Actually you lose, I was just faking you out."



Shatner: "I can't hold this pose forever. Where's my stand in?"
Director: "Hey, someone get that Beltran kid up here on the double."



Kirkmer Fudd: "Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting pussy."





Shatner: "I can't believe I have to do this stunt myself. Now where's that Beltran kid?"
Director: "You're hanging off him."

 

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Trelane: "I'm here for the one named Sulu."
Sulu: "Oh my."


Trelane: "When I catch you Captain I'll show you who is knottier than that tree."

 

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Trelane: "You're not all flaming homosexuals? I just watched Napoleon conquer a dozen rent boys ..."