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Maybe Lee Iacocca selling Ricardo Montalbán the Reliant... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Reliant
Time Traveler Express Pick up anything you need which will be banned in the near future, for a price that's fair to you, outrageously high to us. Time Traveler Investment Corp Tell us what to invest in, when you go home you'll be obscenely wealthy.
I like to think that most of the communicators are made by Nokia (due to the 2009 movie), the computer screens by Hitachi, the PADDS by Apple, the replicators by Samsung, and the computers by Sony (of course, Microsoft is dead.) Of course, due to the 2009 movie, we know that BMW still makes motorbikes, and the GM's still around, but who makes the shuttles? I'll bet it's Boeing. Can we see picture of said products, please?
The menu for the food that comes out of the replicator is all proprietary intellectual property of Taco Bell. You know, since they did win the “fast food wars.”
Landru Paper Towels: You will be absorbed. Though that might work better for one of their related products, Landru Toilet Paper.