The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

to serve them until they

 

pay their tab?"

"Well, that

 

would be against my policy

 

of inflicting misery on anyone

 

who loses me money. I

 

hate people who don't tip

 

and I hate those who

 

think tipping is optional. It

 

is mandatory here."

"Tips are

 

the backbone of bar keeping

 

and they pad my profits."

 

Quark was almost crying when

 

a Klingon left without tipping.

 

"There goes another lost opportunity

 

for profit!" Said a bitter

 

and very disheartened Quark.

Suddenly

 

said loudly. "I Have it!"

 

for your stupid jokes, Rom."

 

"Wait, I know how to

 

resolve this whole situation, Quark!"