Seven Words in TNG

years they played on Mondays only.

 

"I've got an idea!" Data yelled. "We

 

should stop playing this shitty game and

 

play a nice game of Twister instead!"

 

Picard was thrilled to hear Data sound

 

ironically redundant. "No, instead we'll play Twister,"

 

said Data, rusting like Dorothy's Tin Man

 

and enjoying the spectacle of it all.

 

Barclay observed all this in complete disbelief

 

since he was usually the odd man

 

due to his lack of body hair.

 

Barclay picked up a handful of clay

 

and formed a bipenal phallus, stating "This

 

can attack an egg from both sides

 

with max power."

"Excellent, Lieutenant. Have Max Power

 

report to me at once with his

 

gear for functional and safety analysis," said

 

Spot. Luckily the crew had babel fish

 

to interpret that darn cat. "I can't

 

stand that feline," said Lore, attempting to