The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

; this one was actually French,

 

though he hates escargot and

 

croissants and, of course, omelettes

(Dang it, now I'm craving an omelet.)

 

but for some reason loves

 

all things to do with

 

cranberries. Cranberry sauce, cranberry pie,

 

cranberry juice, The Cranberries, cranberry

 

stew, cranberry goulash, cranberry parfait,

 

, cranberry porridge, cranberry cranberries, cranberry

 

on the cob...you know,

 

everything imaginable except the dreaded

 

fried cranberries on a stick

 

from Iowa IV's State Fair.

 

"I had them once." Sobbed

 

Cassidy Yates uncharacteristically, "They made

 

me hallucinate that Quark was

 

purple...not manly purple, either.

 

No, this was a weakness

(good to see you again subcommander!)

 

- a puny, gormless, wishy-washy purple

(Ooh, good to see you, too, Thor!)