TOS five word thingy!!!

miniscule and off limits to

 

Captains. You're married to your

 

ship, after all," Uhura huffed.

 

Kirk contemplated the lovely possibility.

 

In fact, he congratulated himself

 

on his Fizzbin playing abilities,

 

and his knack for dramatic

 

poop coming out of the

 

waste reclamators at the wrong

 

moment, during a Klingon attack,

 

making smells never before smelt.

 

neither by humans, nor Klingons,

 

nor Tellarites.

But suddenly McCoy

 

shouted out, "Oooo, that smell!"

 

"Chestnuts roasting on an open

 

"Dammit Jim, you're not a

 

singer," McCoy snarled rather angrily.

 

"Take it easy Bones." Kirk

 

replied. "My 'Rocket Man' is

(I just had to include Shatner's 1978 rendition! Enjoy!)

 

considered genius on Rigell II."