nuTrek 7-word game!

juggling some rubber balls and making strange

 

gestures with his eyebrows. These gestures were

 

a code in ancient Vulcan, a message to

 

pants the human nearest to you. Spock

 

, being in the centre chair, was equally

 

aware of all humans within pantsing range.

 

He wondered if he could make Sulu

 

drop his pants with a mind meld.

 

He grabbed Sulu's right arm and pressed

 

his fingertips to Sulu's temples. "My mind

 

to your mind...my thoughts to your

 

thoughts. You want to drop your pants.

 

You cannot resist the urge. Do it."

 

Sulu dropped his pants and everyone laughed

 

when they saw his Bender tattoo on

 

his right butt cheek. Sulu was embarrassed

 

but then explained that time-traveling aliens

 

had appeared in his quarters and forced

 

him to take the tattoo so that

 

everyone would know Bender was the greatest