Voyager, just to see those historic sets dating back before ST:TMP. Would you rather be sentenced to death by phaser, or to death by oo-mox?
Garak, far more interesting stories to tell and get some good banter going. If you were in a Trek-based cop show, would you rather have Yar, Worf, Odo or Tuvok as your partner?
I think Tuvok would assist me best in a cop noir situation. Would you rather babysit a Klingon kid, a Romulan kid, or a recently released Borg kid.
A Romulan kid--depending on the age. They don't seem that different from humans. If you could put the ENT crew into the world of another current show, would you rather see them in Hell on Wheels, Game of Thrones, or The Walking Dead?
The Walking Dead but I think they would find a cure. Multiple Question Mayhem!! Would you rather hang out with Kirk, Spock, Picard, Worf, Sisko, Bashir, Wesley, Nog, or Janeway during their starfleet academy years?
Apparently, "Johnny" was wild in those days, so I'll go with Picard. Would you rather be employed by the Orion Syndicate or the Noh-Jay Consortium?
The Noh-Jay Consortium, as they're less likely to stick a knife in your back. Would you rather have a secret forcibly extracted by a Klingon mindsifter, or a Vulcan mindmeld?
I'd imagine a mindmeld would be less painful. Would you rather partner up with Gaila in the arms business, or with Brunt in the FCA audit business?
I'll say Gaila, because she seemed too nice to be in the arms business and could probably be talked out it much easier. I would never do business with Brunt. You can't trust him. Would you rather have the O'Briens, the Crushers, or the Siskos as your neighbors?
(Gaila was Quark's cousin--a guy....) The Siskos. Joseph's awesome cooking and Ben's general awesomeness--what's not to love? Would you rather travel back with Picard to post-atomic horror Montana, Kirk to Depression-era San Francisco, or Sisko to one of the "Past Tense" Sanctuary-Districts?
I want to say Picard and see the first warp launch but I don't want to deal with the Borg, so Kirk. Would you rather have to watch after Kirk, Picard, Sisko, or Janeway after they're put in an old folks home. ("H'eh? Wha'dya mean I can't go off exploring!?! I was protecting the galaxy for whippersnappers like you back before you were born! OLD!?! I don't feel a day over 160!")
DOH! I was thinking of Gaila, the Orion girl in the Abramsverse. Picard. He seems like he'd be a bit more low key as a senior citizen. If you had to teach one of the Captains something they'd never done before, would you rather it be Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway or Archer?
Sisko. He's the most like the "guy next door" and personable. We'd have a good time. Would you rather be First Clerk to Grand Nagus Zek or Grand Nagus Brunt?
Zek. At least he's fun. Brunt is mean. And I'm already used to making up for CEOs who don't know what they're doing. Picard. He seems most interested in learning new things. Which pet would your rather own -- Data's cat, Archer's dog, or Picard's fish?
Porthos was the greatest Star Trek pet (and Enterprise character). Would you rather crash land on a Game of Thrones world with Kirk, Picard, Sisko, or Janeway?
Picard. He's much more likely to pass for a noble. Sisko would also do well, I think. I'd lose Kirk to Littlefinger's place (and never see him again) and Janeway would be in real trouble, as women in GOTs aren't treated very well. Would you rather see a horror story with the DS9 characters or comedy with the TNG characters?
Horror story with DS9. Garak no doubt would be the serial killer... wait, didn't we have that already in an episode? Anyways, the TNG crew for the most part is too uptight and formal to be convincingly funny. Would you rather be a redshirt in TOS assigned to the away team on the hostile planet, or be an extra near a secondary console that's bound to explode during the hostile encounter in VOY?
VOY extra so I could chat up the cast during breaks. Would you rather battle an unarmed Worf (no bat'leth) or battle an unarmed Tuvok (but who could neck-pinch you)?