TOS five word thingy!!!

"Dear Sir, I write protesting

 

the shoddy treatment by managment

 

of hardworking spacefaring captains who

 

deserve rat-free food and

 

easy, pretty people to ogle

 

while on extended shore leave.

 

"Don't forget good booze!" Bones

 

added. "We need Saurian brandy!"

 

"Dancing Orians too!" Sulu shouted.

 

"And scotch," Scotty cheerfully interjected.

 

"Female Orions . . ." grumped McCoy. "Hey!"

 

"And wodka!" Chekov shouted gleefully.

 

"What about us?" demanded Uhura

 

and Yeomans Barrows and Tamura.

 

"Oh, ye'll do!" exclaimed Scotty.

 

"Write your own damn letters

 

," Kirk admonished the women sternly.

 

They fell on him, enraged

 

and Uhura face-sat Kirk, heavily.

 

The incident was tweeted galaxy