TOS five word thingy!!!

He opened up the magazine

 

spread out on the hull

 

, a delicious shade of verde

 

reflecting off her nubile skin

 

. Riley read her profile, "Likes:

 

Plasma conduits, shapeshifters and Denebian

 

whales songs. Dislikes: Noncorporeal entities

 

, Klingons and officers who make

 

unscheduled stops to dangerous planets

 

and get redshirts killed." The

 

centerfold was Riley's dream girl

 

...a woman so voluptuous that

 

her fold-out had extra

 

staples to accommodate her multiple

 

eyebrows. Riley was an eyebrow

 

every one of his shipmates

 

ambassadors who were traveling aboard