TOS five word thingy!!!

made him look like the

 

silliest person on the Enterprise.

 

That was a status normally

 

reserved for "Bozo, the Ensign", but

 

who "Bones" said was too

 

clownish and silly was actually

 

do anything other than wear

 

a top hat and carry

 

a bagpipe and a "Scotty

 

kilt," which was actually a

 

large wool pair of knickers

 

that made him look like

 

Sulu with a skin condition.

 

Sulu once broke out in

 

Denebian slime pimples, the worst

 

possible skin condition for a

 

man of his age, especially

 

a man who had several

 

caged ferrets hidden under the

 

Captains chair, just waiting to