Seven Words in TNG

baby. That's right, a live baby."

Picard

 

got sick to his stomach and regurgitated

 

all the answers from his Starfleet math

 

exams onto the deckplates, splashing thick, nasty

 

equations, and lots and lots of matrices

 

all over everybody and everything in sight.

 

The eyeless Molemen hailed the ship blindly.

 

They couldn't see the Enterprise but they

 

could sense the radiant energy from the

 

ship's warp nacelles, so they aimed themselves

 

directly for the port nacelle.

Worf suggested

 

everybody tuck their heads between

 

their legs, sing the lyrics to "I'm

 

Pregnant and Don't Who the Babydaddy Is."

 

But Data was so out of tune

 

that everybody's ears started to bleed and

 

then, the truly impossible happened. Suddenly, and

 

to everyone's surprise, Starfleet declared war on

 

Hogwarts Academy and all Vampire Slayers. They

 

mobilized a massive fleet in the Typhon