Seven Words in TNG

report to the bridge." Picard's voice was

 

nervous, as if he wasn't sure if

Sean

 

he knew what he was doing.

Riker

 

just laughed out loud, because he was

 

about to turn off the life support

 

to the holodeck, where Deanna and Worf

 

were just about to cut loose with

 

nude interpretive dance to the tune of

 

"tip-toe through the tulips." Troi thought

 

that Tiny Tim was probably the sexiest

 

ukulele virtuoso ever to have headlined at

 

Ten Forward. Worf let a chuckle when

 

Troi started swooning when Tim began singing.

 

The red alert klaxon sounded, and Picard

 

ordered senior officers to the bridge.

"Number

 

One, what's with the red alert?"

Riker

 

turned and looked up to Worf.

"Worf,

 

what triggered the red alert?"

Worf activated

 

the main viewer. "Sensors are detecting a

 

tachyon pulse.."

"Possibly trying to detect cloaked