TOS five word thingy!!!

you have to follow through

 

with ungenerous portions of mayonaise

 

. It also helps if you

 

pretend not to see that

 

someone is desperately trying to

 

get your attention. That will

 

definitely do it, and it

 

won't matter, in the end,

 

you're toast. Helen Noel entered

 

the room and Kirk reminisced

 

about that fateful Christmas where

 

they had made sweet, passionate

 

, fake memories, thanks to the

 

exceptionally strong drinks that McCoy

 

mixed with cordrazine. Noel kissed

 

Scotty, thinking he was Kirk

 

his breath stank of haggis and

 

single malt whisky, not to

 

mention the borgas frat he

 

had unabashedly, unashamedly, and proudly

(by the way, come to the Trek movies 1-9 forum for a new six-word story)