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still that he was a radish with

 

no pubic hair, just like Nyota. Bones

 

took repeated scans of Kirk's genes to

 

see what size he wore, in case

 

he grew radish legs. Unfortunately, he seemed

 

rooted to the spot. Carrots were seen

 

dancing on Chekov's console and Sulu's hair

 

became sentient. "We demand unwavering allegiance and

 

loyalty to the Lollipop Guild! Take this

 

job and shove it - your drug infested

 

corn fields are making our eyes itch!"

 

"I've got something for that," McCoy said,

 

pulling a hypospray from his medkit and

 

pressing it hard against his neck.

"Watch

 

me turn into a fart monster, everybody!"

 

, but everyone rushed to the Christmas tree

 

to see if they had any presents.

 

Kirk got a toy fire engine, Scotty

 

got a new bottle of scotch and

 

a bagpipe cleaning set, Chekov's gift was